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'LOL', 'OMG', 'FYI', 'wassup', 'meep' and '♥' have been added to the Oxford English Dictionary. I thought it was bad enough when they added 'Meh.'

It is a sad day indeed. What's next OMGWTFBBQLMFAO?

I wish this were an early April Fools joke.

Alas.

Since we've moved into this house we have been trying to fix some little problems here and there.  One of the problems we noticed was a little dampness on the wall and ceiling in the kitchen but we didn't really think of it as a big deal.  But as the rainy weather is now coming in it has rapidly been getting worse.  It is now staining the wallpaper and ceiling a dark brown and yellow colour.

Just now I was making some noodles when something caught my eye.  There, growing from my ceiling, is a mushroom! It's brown and withering but it's there, hanging upside down on my ceiling.  Surely it must be a hallucinogenic magic mushroom because it's already saying fuck you gravity!



Obviously, it thought I couldn't see it watching me make noodles.  It was probably confused.  Why was I pouring water on this stringy spaghetti like food? Surely the wiggly food doesn't have the power of growth like a mighty plant or fungus does.  Okay, so you might think it''s strange for me to be personifying a mushroom.  Sure, it might look like a normal mushroom to you (Or as normal as a mushroom hanging from a ceiling can be) but this is how I personally see it:



I decided to let the mushroom live as it is clearly already withering.  Rather than kill it, I wrote a haiku.

Winter brings damp walls
A mushroom on my ceiling
How did you get there?

Live long and prosper, little mushroom.

Are all the (measurable) dimensionless parameters that characterize the physical universe calculable in principle or are some merely determined by historical or quantum mechanical accident and uncalculable?

My earliest memory is sometime before I was three years old.  A friend of my dads was throwing me up in the air and catching me again under my arms.  I remember thinking it was the most amazing feeling ever.  He would also always ask me if he could have my leather jacket, it was a cute toddler sized one my dad bought for me.  I also remember asking him to kick a football as high as he could into the sky,  He kicked it so high that my masssive toddler imagination went around telling everyone that he had kicked it all the way into the clouds.

Around the same time I managed to get sunstroke and I had hallucinations of frogs being in my bedroom.  Hundreds of them.  I can still remember that really clearly.

I have a lot of memories from my childhood.  More than the average person, I'd say.

Imagine if you got so angry that you punched someone in the face and they just turned into a door. Then you find out thats how doors are actually made and you get introduced to a secret society that is kind of like an underground door making factory with people just punching other people in the face. The harder you punch people the better the door.  Like, if you hit them with all your might they turn into a venetian door or something.

Also, I had a dream that I fed kids candy and they turned into trees.

Aaaanyway.  I bought three more books the other day and I'm going to start reading them tonight.  I can't decide which one to read first so I'm just going to find a random way to choose.  I also went to an Irish folk museum with my family.  Pictures on Facebook.  It was a good day.  I don't really have much else to say about it.  Because I can't be arsed.

I want peppered lamb chop.

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